Oppositelock Debuts Premium Blog For Continuing Coverage Of Chicken Parm

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01/16/2019 at 20:48 • Filed to: Chicken Parm, Mod Posting

SACRAMENTO —As part of its effort to provide the most comprehensive reporting possible on the seminal dish , Oppositelock announced Wednesday the debut of a new premium blog that will offer continuous, around-the-clock updates on Chicken Parm . “Included with Jalopnik Gold , you’ll have an all-access pass to the Parm Farm , which features wall-to-wall coverage of every variety of the dish , as well as in-depth analysis of consistency, seasoning, and recipies we’re able to dig up from classified recipies ,” said Oppositelock spokesperson Brian , adding that the new blog will include uninterrupted live footage of a chicken parm in a test kitchen , along with nonstop commentary from a 12-person panel of culinary experts . “We know our viewers will come to depend on this outlet for 24-hour coverage of chicken parm , which is why the cheese , breast , and sauce updates will appear in a ticker at the bottom of the screen. We’re particularly excited for the premiere of the a weekly feature , C hicken Parm Food Truck Racing .” Minutes after Parm Farm went public , sources confirmed its engagement had already surpassed those of Oppositelock .